Let Me Be Clear: By Any Measure, I Am A Crybaby

     I am America’s first black president. I captured the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans who believed in my message of Hope and Change. If not for one man, George Bush and his never-ending failed Capitalist Administration, I would have had the congressional healthcare negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN. I would have closed down Guantanamo prison in the first year of my administration. Yes, that War Monger George, interfered with my no condition peace talks with America’s most hate-filled enemies denying an era of global co-operation. North Korea would have ended its tyrannical regime and integrity would have been restored to the federal government.

     Yes, it’s all George Bush’s fault. Iran would have stopped its work on developing a nuclear bomb and I would have chosen a home church to attend Sunday services with my family. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid would not have the heavy yoke of the Republicans around their necks and there would be no earmarks, no closed-door drafting of bills, no increase of deficit spending, no special – interest influence (unions) no vote buying (Nebraska Corn Husker & The Lousiana Purchase).

     If only George Bush was still not in charge, we would have immigration reform and there would have been no voter rebellion in Massachusetts. The angry voters who propelled me into office would now be contented and well established on my plantation. I would have kept all my promises and the economy would be on track.

     Will the failed administration of George Bush ever end? It is time for Hope and Change to arrive. It is time to give me a chance to take resposibility for-My Reign.

IT’S ALL GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT!!!!!!!!

                “Do not bite the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook in it”

                                                                 Thomas Jefferson

David Albright

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